July 2012
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wingsofwriting replied to your post: hogod, please tell me that people are still…
Soulmate AUs are my bread and butter. They are the best type of fic and they break my heart and put it together in all the right ways. If you are writing a soulmate AU, tell me where to sign up, I’m there.
ACCOMPLISHMENT! /Figgins
Ha! HOORAY. I’m already several thousand words in, so it’s not...
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hogod, please tell me that people are still interested in soul mate AUs, because I have fallen into a hole here.
June 2012
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flamingmuse asked: How are you so awesome? Does it come naturally, or do you take some sort of supplement? Or did you sell something eternal to a guy with horns who looked a lot by Ray Wise when you met him at a crossroads some years back? Seriously, I need to know. :D *"forgets" to post anonymously and scampers off*
exitpursuedbyclare asked: You said that The Bones of You is a serial. What does that mean? Will there be a sequel? I plowed through it in 2 days and loved it! Also, Where There's Smoke is the fic I keep opened up and read when I need a mood-booster. It's one of my favorites!
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Fic: Knight Errant
robotsfighting:
Title: Knight Errant Author: robotsfighting Rating: PG Characters: Blaine, Kurt Words: ~1800 Warning: Canon bullying/violence Summary: How Blaine’s school photo ended up in Kurt’s locker. (Prompt fill for Hiatus Tuesday; “When Blaine visits McKinley for the first time, at some point Blaine and Kurt make a stop by his locker. Blaine sees the [collage] of Mercedes photographs and...
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these images are giving me Sister's Story feels →
Is that wonky of me to be narcissistic like that? I just really love that region of the world. (Link is to photographs of the forests of Romania)
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Fic: Somebody Kind →
robotsfighting:
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Title: Somebody Kind Author: robotsfighting Rating: G Characters: Blaine/Kurt, Burt Words: ~2,200 Summary: Kurt is sick; Blaine is very insistently helpful. (Takes place some time between Asian F and The First Time. Written for flaming-muse.)
And don’t you dare show up here with soup, or I will kill you and cough on your corpse.
Blaine rang the doorbell to the...
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McDonald’s should rename their Happy Meals “Gay Santorums” and put a condom and lube in every one regardless of gender so the stupid people of the world starve to death and only cool people will be left.
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The Bachelorette; Season Emily; Episode 7 →
bitchinfiction:
My recap is live! go forth…read…enjoy…laugh…it’s what we do.
Also, will somebody please get Chris a fresh manpon and a clean pair of manties? And maybe some Manprin for his PMS.
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Doctor Who 1.04 – Aliens of London →
HHOORAY! The Dr. Who recaps/rewatching has begun for the week!!
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your link: This Is Art: Check Out This AMAZING Recreation of Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’(via @Gawker)
i am sad that it is not made of caek
but it wouldn’t go tictictictictictictictictictictic when it fell down, it would go sploosh!
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This Is Art: Check Out This AMAZING Recreation of... →
this took 11 hours to build. Holy crow. Brought tears to my eyes, ngl.
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regala-electra replied to your post: OH MY GOD WAIT A MINUTE
nah it has been popular on its own
IDK, I think it’s related. I think it’s always due to fucking Twilight. =/
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OH MY GOD WAIT A MINUTE
…is Fifty Shades of Grey the reason why there’s an uptick in D/s fic?
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pretendable:
toffeethief:
nerdnawesome:
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
Hey Robothole, I think you guys just got one-upped
This was incredible.
This should be a requirement for anyone that actually bought the book. THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.
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luvxander replied to your post: why do I keep writing stories that make me cry?!…
Like…the love story of Blaine and Kurt, but told through lolcat macros. And they can have butt pictures in them.
I APPROVE OF THIS IDEA. So I’ll just throw away this new story I’m angsting over. Thanks, CJ! <3
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why do I keep writing stories that make me cry?! I need to write a story about butts and lol cats, christ.
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: No! Why does the tooth have people teeth!?
the correct answer to these kinds of questions is always BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
NO THAT IS WHY BEAUTIFUL BUTTS EXIST. God get it right, liz. The universe WANTS me to touch myself.
voicelikehelvetica asked: No! Why does the tooth have people teeth!?
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True Blood 5.03: Whatever I Am, You Made Me →
Sam was trapped in a death defying FLOOD today, so you should read her recap/review and show you care about that stuff. (Also, she’s really funny.)
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my head canon for S3 Glee
Kurt and Rachel had self-led/taught classes that included:
attractive fainting
a pretty cry
charming laughs - (Kurt has a tendency to cackle - it’s just nerves.)
dramatic turning
leaving a room in a huff (Rachel gave Kurt’s last demo a standing O)
smoldering
and Cooper’s Master Class exacerbated this
and both Blaine and Finn have walked in on them (sitting cross-legged on...
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WTF
drinkmasturbatecry:
NO
DO NOT RATE YOUR FIC “MATURE” JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SWEAR IN IT
WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU
RATE IT “MATURE” WHEN THERE IS ACTUAL FUCKING
GTFO
AGREED OMG. I had one rated “Hard R” for French Kissing. CHILD, THAT IS HOW I GREET MY MAILMAN.
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borogroves replied to your post: Pedantry…
Thank you! May we all be curmudgeonly.
LOL. Every now and then I skim the GKM and I’m just baffled by the paragraphs for a prompt. And…they get so detailed! They should write it out, since they can see so clearly where they want it to go!
And then link me to it! :D
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Pedantry...
A drabble is a written piece that is exactly 100 words. Not 93, not 174. 100. It’s an actual thing. It was created in the 80s by SF writers and is a formal piece of writing, with competitions happening at major UK universities. Cool, right?
Flash-fiction is a short piece of undetermined length that has all of the elements of a complete story (although some things can be left as implied for...
divine529 asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out. (If you’re brave you won’t use Anonymous!!))
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Anonymous asked: Are you working on any new fics?
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istytehcrawk asked: Well, if you're taking prompts, here's one for you: Kurt comes home to Blaine after an audition, completely stunned because the person leading the audition said he didn't have enough panache for the part, and no one has ever told him he's lacking in that particular area. Blaine finds a way to cheer him up.
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drinkmasturbatecry replied to your post: drinkmasturbatecry replied to your link: 1D fic…
THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS YET. THEY MAKE JUSTIN BIEBER LOOK LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD IN KELLEY’S HEROES. okay that may be going too far BUT STILL NO.
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE OKAY I DONT KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO…
christ. You’re right. God damn it.