January 2012
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NYE post
The Mr. is currently making duck-n-smoked bacon sliders, I just pulled out some pistachio cookies from the oven, the wine has been decanted, the cheese board almost set up, and our friends should be here soon to ring in the new year.  2011 was pretty boss for me, let’s all hope 2012 is even better for everyone. Thanks to each and every one of your that has supported Hey, Don’t Judge...
Jan 1st
December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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divine529 asked: Your story about Sister was absolutely fantastic. You captured the Serbian culture quite well and your writing was fantastic. I can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve :).
Dec 30th
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I love people.
A wonderful LJ bud who is Serbian helped me tweak the translations for the story I posted today, so now I feel that it is CORRECT and I don’t have to fret. YAY.  (And really, if you ever see something wonky in something I’ve written, I’m not going to be offended if you tell me. I’d much rather something be RIGHT than be stubborn and thick-headed and WRONG.) <3
Dec 30th
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mylifenowandthen asked: ;______; Oh my god, you're so right, I feel like a horrible person now for laughing about Sister. You're amazing, I can't wait for more of your fantastic writing.
Dec 30th
the-brat-princess asked: *clings* You are just such an amazing writer, I had to read it. I cried pretty much the whole time.
Dec 30th
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the-brat-princess asked: My creys! D: poor Ɖuro
Dec 30th
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one-shot/fic post (Where There's Smoke universe)
Sister? The homeless man on the train?  This is his story. (And aren’t you ashamed of yourself now?)  6000 of sorrow, I’m sorry?  (Not really, this is for Goran and my other Serbian friends that got out when they could.) There will be other one-shots that are only the guys, or the texting, etc. But this is one I needed to write. *shrug*
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: I just saw your livejournal post about all the fanfics you read today...what did you read if you don't mind me asking? I hope you feel better soon!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: give good... →
heydontjudgeme: give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I… heydontjudgeme: give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I have so many fucking feelings…. heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I have so many… PORNINGS!!  HUZZAH.  IT IS A CHRIMBUS MIRACLE!
Dec 30th
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onefinedaywellmeetoncemore asked: Hi! I just want to say THANK YOU for WTS, it was amazing. I´m gonna read it several times, cause I loved every second of it! Yo are truly, truly talent and I loved the way you describe Blaine and Kurt and their love! THANK YOU!
Dec 30th
give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: give good... →
heydontjudgeme: give good feeling: heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I have so many fucking feelings…. heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I have so many fucking feelings. About everything. About Klaine, about Glee, about life, about fucking everything. And I sit here and… SO WRITE THE FOLLOW UP.  And make it dirtier.  Because yeah - hello, that’s the club life, COME ON.  Is it...
Dec 30th
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heydontjudgeme: forgiveninasong: I have so many fucking feelings. About everything. About Klaine, about Glee, about life, about fucking everything. And I sit here and Tweet and Reblog and no one ever fucking notices. So I cry into my 11th glass of wine and know that I’m going to… Wait, WTF?  Someone was pissy about barebacking?  I NOW DEMAND YOU WRITE ME MORE BAREBACKING PORN AND I...
Dec 30th
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forgiveninasong: I have so many fucking feelings.  About everything.  About Klaine, about Glee, about life, about fucking everything.  And I sit here and Tweet and Reblog and no one ever fucking notices.  So I cry into my 11th glass of wine and know that I’m going to forever be alone :( OMG I AM DRINKING WINE TOOOO AND I HAVE ALL THOSE FEELS.  *holds you*  Lol.  Do you want me to sing...
Dec 30th
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is it my theme that prevents
heydontjudgeme: me from reblogging things or replying to answers to my posts?  WTF.  Anyway, thank you, folks that liked the fic. THANK YOU. Imma go back to drinking wine, because this Serbian story I wrote as a companion piece to WTS is making me cry.  (Guys, just… I don’t even know.) OH MY GOD THIS IS LETTING ME REBLOG.  Clearly you are the answer to my problems, Tumblepump!  <3
Dec 30th
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FOLGERCEST
IDK if any of my old LJ buddies are following me here, but remember those Folgers commercials where the brother and sister were totally doing it and it was all awkward (and awesome?) Someone wrote a Folgercest Fic for Yuletide. Jesus. Christ.   What’s the name of my website?  EXACTLY.  Oh, and you’re welcome. (ha)
Dec 30th
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is it my theme that prevents
me from reblogging things or replying to answers to my posts?  WTF.  Anyway, thank you, folks that liked the fic. THANK YOU. Imma go back to drinking wine, because this Serbian story I wrote as a companion piece to WTS is making me cry.  (Guys, just… I don’t even know.)
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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amordemealma asked: Hey Stoney! one of your firefighter daughters here. Just wanted to let you know that I have NOT given up on your story. it's next on my list of to reads. RL has unfortunately gotten in the way of reading fic as of late, but I promise, just as soon as I have time I will finish it. Also your porny AU you just posted has been added to my very long to read list, so it might be awhile before I get...
Dec 29th
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So...I posted fic?
And it’s porny? KLAINE AU: massage shenanigans.  :)  And I Hear It’s Good For The Skin, Too.  I have to wait until next week for my 2 hour magic time, cry cry.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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why am I writing depressing shit?
War crimes? Check. Ethnic cleansing? Check. Near rape? Check. Beating an assailant to death? Check. Family ripped away? Check. Becoming homeless and sleeping in an animal shelter? Check. …did I mention this is backstory for Where There’s Smoke??? ALSO, WHY AM I WRITING BLAINE’S MOM LEAVING FOR MANILA, WHY.  I just want to want to write porn. *cries*
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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D:
Yay, my husband’s a rock star! (lol) But HOLY EFFING SHEEZ STOP DRUMMING ALL DAMN DAY. …you THINK you want a musician, and then you live with one and it never stops.  He has pretty hot forearms, though?  *bangs head*  *rhythmically*
Dec 28th
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I just updated my LJ with a masterlist of everything I’ve written.  Erm, everything.  Including all of the seriously cracked out, is this woman on horse tranquilizers? fic and parody stuff.  Um, I promise I got better as a writer since 8 years ago.  I promise. but seriously, that crazy cracked out shit is still funny.  COME ON.
Dec 28th
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Listendrinkmasturbatecry: good morning internets I...
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: So I finished reading "Where There's Smoke" and I want to admit that there is nothing else good in the AU fic world right now. I'm empty without it. D: Fill the void somehow?
Dec 28th
lyzlemon asked: Where There's Smoke has left a giant happy hole in my heart.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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wtf
I have spent two days writing a story about Serbian/Croatian war crimes (and it’s for a KLAINE ONE SHOT, WTF) and then just spammed you with 10 year old Jack Davenport fics.  I think the antibiotics need an assist, namely, me going back to bed.  Or drinking more; it’s always so iffy making a decision there… NITE NITE, TUMPLERPUMPS.  This is my name for you all.  Tumplerpumps....
Dec 28th
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Jack Dav appreciation post.
Celebrates first official day as a lawyer by doing coke with a hooker in the courthouse bathroom, then gets tied up and screwed (This Life) Does a terrible job of identifying potentially dangerous foreign lovers (Talented Mr. Ripley) See?  He’s all, la la, I play cello, why don’t you play the meat flute? Oh, did you need period pieces?  Because he’s done loads. Like a...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Listen1) because I’m coughing and  2) it’s...
Dec 27th
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FFS
Maybe this is the steroid shot to the ass I just got, but FFS.  A WiP is a story that isn’t finished.  Probably isn’t going to be (statistics are fun.)  A WiP is a story that doesn’t have an end in sight. WTS WAS NOT A WiP.  Please. If you keep commenting to me with “I didn’t want to read it while it was a WiP” you’re going to get a terse reply. Because...
Dec 27th
captainoftherogueshipship asked: I just read 'Where There's Smoke'. I started it at 4am and after the first chapter was like, "Welp, not sleeping tonight." I love it.
Dec 27th
iheardoncethatiwasadinosaur asked: I think I've read "Where There's Smoke" like, 20 times. It's what I do when I have insomnia. One of the most amazing stories I've ever read, and definitely the most beautiful Klaine fic. Seriously. I'm telling everyone I know about it.
Dec 27th
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*head desk*
1) no one is going to give a rat’s ass about this one shot (which makes me laugh because ALL DAY.  All day researching random ass facts, but eh, it’s entertained me) and  2) I really wish people would STOP SAYING “IMPACTED.”  It’s wrong.  No, really: that isn’t the right word.  At all.  Newscasters are wrong, too.  Even your teacher who says something...
Dec 27th
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divine529 asked: It really is a beautiful place It's sad to say that people still don't know about it I often have to educate people It's really cool that you know about it and whatnot Where are you from
Dec 27th
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divine529 asked: I just read your post about the Serbian village! I live in the US but my part of my ethnic background is Serbian, and it kind of made my day to know that there's someone who actually knows about the war and about Serbia in genera! You're awesome :D.
Dec 27th
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why does my brain do this?
I just spent the past three hours researching a tiny village in Serbia for about three sentences in a fic.  MUST BE AUTHENTIC, ZOMG.  then I pulled out pictures of my old boyfriend Goran who’s parents sent him away during the Serb-Croatian war and remembered what an outstanding kisser he was, lol. Mm, European boys are awesome kissers. …all for a one shot.  WHY, ME?
Dec 27th
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e-books are easy
(Free-ware is your friend) Go get Open Office (it’s the best word processing program out there, imo.)  Put your doc in it, extract it into a pdf. There’s one format for you. Then, go download Calibre, another awesome freeware program that manages all of your ebooks.  Add your pdf file, then “convert” to whatever format you want, mobi, epub, etc. You can even put pictures...
Dec 26th
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“The after-credits bonus was a teaser for the Avengers movie… . Who else is...”
– http://heydontjudgeme.com/2011/07/31/movie-recap-captain-america-the-first-avenger/ (via sheafrotherdon) Oh hey, that’s me! (via captain-samerica) I TOLD YOU GUYS SAM WAS FUNNY.  No go read every recap she’s done for HDJM. I said go read.  (lol)
Dec 26th
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fallensanity asked: I don't know what to do with myself anymore lovey. I have become this ghost. Stephanie has become slightly depressed because Where There's Smoke is over. I woke up this morning and was ready to open up the next chapter and then realized... wait. There is no next chapter. :'( I blame you for making me fall in love with the story so much. I am going to go and sob in a corner now.
Dec 26th
lokisinthetardis asked: Haha after being on tumblr I sort of just keep everything on caps lock now xD but seriously, you are a fantastic writer! :)
Dec 25th
magical-marshmallow-castle asked: I have simultaneously been hungry for updates & dreading the end of Where There's Smoke so I don't know how to feel after reading the epilogue lol

I DO know that it is one of my favorite fics & one of the best I've read & I immediately downloaded the kindle file (thanks for that, btw :D)

I really should have recorded my face while I read...
Dec 25th
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Murry Crimbus
And a jolly Festivus for the rest of us.  Going away from the computer for foods and gifts, hope everyone has a great holiday.  Except for Liz.  Liz, you need to stay online and post more sexy pics, those I’ll come back online for. (And if you’re bored, here’s something else to read.)  OKAY FUDGE-N-RUM TIMES NOW.
Dec 24th