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F.A.Q.s

Here are answers to many questions I get:

1. “Are you human?” Yes.

2. “No, really. Are you?” …okay, you got me. I’m a Cyborg.

3. “Holy crap.” Take it easy, I quit Cyber-Dyne.

4. “For reals: are you ever going to write a sequel to Where There’s Smoke?”  Probably not. I’m pretty happy with the way it turned out. There’s a one-shot for it, but nothing else planned at the moment.

5. “What if I—” No. Come on, let me write you something else, okay?

6. “Hey,Don’t Judge Me is a cool site. I would like to write for you; how would I do that?” You would send me a writing sample at heydontjudge[at]gmail.com and we’ll go from there.  I’m always willing to check out new writers.

7. “…no fooling, are you human?” I am the original LOLcat. Now you know, and I hope you’re happy.