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janeyford:

A massacre at a model home links mysteries of money and immigration; Sonya and Marco suffer apart.  Franka Potente joins the cast as the terrifying fixer, Eleanor Nacht.  

While Monte manages not to slide on the pools of blood and calmly regards what appears to be a massacre, we see fresh corpses dripping blood from the second floor and discover blood spattering a plate of cookies in the kitchen (now that’s just a shame) as well as a cardboard cutout of the agent, Chip Diaz, who is showing the home.  ”Howdy, Chip,” Monte murmurs, plucking a business card from the cutout.  ”Looking for a home,” we hear in the refrain of the accompanying music.  Yeah, how about not this one; this one is bathed in blood.  Wait, this is just the model; does that come standard?

Read the rest of my recap and come talk to me about The Bridge 2.01 - Yankee over at HDJM.  

janeyford:

A massacre at a model home links mysteries of money and immigration; Sonya and Marco suffer apart.  Franka Potente joins the cast as the terrifying fixer, Eleanor Nacht.  

While Monte manages not to slide on the pools of blood and calmly regards what appears to be a massacre, we see fresh corpses dripping blood from the second floor and discover blood spattering a plate of cookies in the kitchen (now that’s just a shame) as well as a cardboard cutout of the agent, Chip Diaz, who is showing the home.  ”Howdy, Chip,” Monte murmurs, plucking a business card from the cutout.  ”Looking for a home,” we hear in the refrain of the accompanying music.  Yeah, how about not this one; this one is bathed in blood.  Wait, this is just the model; does that come standard?

Read the rest of my recap and come talk to me about The Bridge 2.01 - Yankee over at HDJM.  

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stoney321:

I will stand as champion for this young lady, TEAM SANSA STARK ALL THE WAY. Also, click the link to read my Lyssa Arryn freak out. Recap/Discussion post for Game Of Thrones: First Of His Name is here!

Recap and discussion post is live - this is the best, safest, SMARTEST comment section for unspoiled GoT watchers on the internet!

stoney321:

I will stand as champion for this young lady, TEAM SANSA STARK ALL THE WAY. Also, click the link to read my Lyssa Arryn freak out. Recap/Discussion post for Game Of Thrones: First Of His Name is here!

Recap and discussion post is live - this is the best, safest, SMARTEST comment section for unspoiled GoT watchers on the internet!

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stoney321:

*softly singing* “I will remember you… Will you remember me?” I LOVE BRIENNE. And still digging the show. Unsullied recap right this way!
Included: Baby Craster Recipes! (spo!lers for this episode only, nothing to come)

BedTime stories with Lady Margaery in this week’s recap!

stoney321:

*softly singing* “I will remember you… Will you remember me?” I LOVE BRIENNE. And still digging the show. Unsullied recap right this way!

Included: Baby Craster Recipes! (spo!lers for this episode only, nothing to come)

BedTime stories with Lady Margaery in this week’s recap!

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My reaction to a certain scene in this episode. VERY ANGRY WITH THE WRITERS FOR THAT CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, OKAY. Come talk me down at the recap/discussion post. spoilers there for the ep, obv.

My reaction to a certain scene in this episode. VERY ANGRY WITH THE WRITERS FOR THAT CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, OKAY. Come talk me down at the recap/discussion post. spoilers there for the ep, obv.

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HEY WESTEROS HAS A STELLAR RECORD FOR WEDDINGS THIS SHOULD BE HITCHLESS AMIRITE? Click for the flailings of an unspoiled reader in The Lion And The Rose’s recap

HEY WESTEROS HAS A STELLAR RECORD FOR WEDDINGS THIS SHOULD BE HITCHLESS AMIRITE? Click for the flailings of an unspoiled reader in The Lion And The Rose’s recap

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stoney321:

GAME OF THRONES IS BAAAAAACK! Here’s this episode’s recap, reminder that we’re future ep spo!ler free, no jerky behavior, and all excitement. Come talk shop!

stoney321:

GAME OF THRONES IS BAAAAAACK! Here’s this episode’s recap, reminder that we’re future ep spo!ler free, no jerky behavior, and all excitement. Come talk shop!

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GAME OF THRONES RETURNS! Refresh your memory with the last three seasons at HDJM

stoney321:

The best, nerdiest recaps will return tomorrow morning on Hey, Don’t Judge Me following the fourth season premiere of Game of Thrones tonight, but in case you can’t remember what happened (or you want to know who King Weaselteat, Fire Crotch Mage, Red Leader Samwell Porkins and Gjördkr the Chîcken Eåter are), catch up today! Each week’s recap shows a Previously and Next Episode link at top and bottom for navigation.

Hey, Don’t Judge Me is THE ONLY place on the internet where there is 0 hate, 0 wank, and all support for your fannishness - and we are 100% SPO!LER FREE. See you tomorrow!

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ARE YOU READY TO RETURN TO WESTEROS TONIGHT?  Here’s your guide in case not. See you in the morning at HDJM!

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stoney321:

Rick bit a guy! Rick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Maybe you should find a safe house, stay with a relative and lay low for a bit because your’e probably wanted for murder.
THE WALKING DEAD FINALE! The recap/discussion/theory post is up!
FINALE SPOILERS. Obv.

Last protip/survival guide until October!

stoney321:

Rick bit a guy! Rick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Maybe you should find a safe house, stay with a relative and lay low for a bit because your’e probably wanted for murder.

THE WALKING DEAD FINALE! The recap/discussion/theory post is up!

FINALE SPOILERS. Obv.

Last protip/survival guide until October!

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A Reminder About Why I Started Hey, Don’t Judge Me

stoney321:

I’ve grown up in fandom, been a fangirl since before we learned Luke and Leia were twins. I’ve been in scores of fandoms over the years, have gone to cons, written fanfic, been involved in meta, etc. And one thing I learned quickly is that it gets ugly when opinions differ. It gets ugly FAST.

And you know, sometimes I just want to be happy. I hear from a lot of people that fandom is your safe place. Your life is hard so you fall into your book/show/movie/RPG as an escape, as a place to feel GOOD. 

So I scraped up some money and artwork, found willing writers (people I think are funny and interesting, who were willing to work for FREE), and launched Hey, Don’t Judge Me in 2011 with the important point that: HDJM IS A PLACE OF JOY. Period. No infighting, no ship wars, no ugliness in the comments. You love it, or you leave it. It’s easy, right? Little X in that corner for people to click on if they don’t like it.

And we’ve been really successful, with maybe two or three jerks popping up here and there (and I monitor the comments like it’s my job. Because it is). Last night, Sam/Killerville, posted why she’s taking a hiatus in writing Hannibal recaps. I support her 100%. If she’s not happy, it defeats the whole purpose. Again, she does this for free. And Hannibal is HUGELY popular on HDJM, so it’s a lot of her time.

Wow, your opinion doesn’t have a single logical or unbiased idea. I enjoy your recaps so much because I thought you were better than this.

[Editor/Owner] This is rude, unproductive, and unacceptable on our site. We expect our readers to be better than this. Continue this negative, hateful behavior, and your IP will be blocked. We take this as a safe place to be happy very seriously.

This is a site where not only FANS feel safe and happy, but my WRITERS DO, TOO. Thank you for your continued support.

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Walking Dead recap - penultimate ep, US

stoney321:

I LITERALLY teach you how to make wine and batteries from pennies and cardboard in this recap. Okay, it’s just toilet wine, aka, Pruno, aka Jail Juice, BUT IT DOES THE JOB. I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE while talking about my love, Michonne. And Daryl. And Carol. And… COME ON OVER.

MORE PRUNO FOR US, THEN.